I start every single morning with a breakfast of iron. I eat nails and shit razors. Then I go to my computer and delete every single piece of fanmail I have recieved within the night without even bothering to read them. The amount of daily fanmail is measured in googolplexes. That is because I am a high-profile rock star and people would kill to be allowed the grace of sucking my tits. About 90% of the European population have my name tattooed somewhere on their skin.

I currently work as the general manager of a multi-national investment firm that deals mainly with funding research for neutron and fusion bombs et cetera. I have my own private jet and I use 100 euro bills as my toilet paper. Once I smoked a blunt wrapped in the original copy of Shakespeare's MacBeth.

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seltaire:

Yosemite Falls & El Capitan

Length: 19 miles (depending on detours)

History:  Carved by glaciers, created with volcano and faults. 

Notes: I never anticipated on going to El Capitan, since I am usually very slow climbing Yosemite Falls. I also skipped sleeping. Somehow, I ended up blazing through the trail and arrived to the top of the entire falls in about two or two-and-a-half hours, so I just took an additional ten or twelve miles to venture further in to El Captain.

I was so exhausted, at the end of the day I saw a piece of brown mammal behind a tree. I tried to ask for direction but it was a deer.

import-models:

Kathryn Marie

import-models:

Kathryn Marie

jennqofficial:

The amazing @thephotographer ❤❤❤ well worth the wait. More coming!

jennqofficial:

The amazing @thephotographer ❤❤❤ well worth the wait. More coming!

“We’re stronger in the places that we’ve been broken.”

– Ernest Hemingway (via moaka)